Right now, they're in the middle of filming the new James Bond flick, Quantum of Solace, and always when a new flick comes out the question is who's going to sing the theme to the movie. This time around, apparently they were thinking about Amy Winehouse. You know, I like her voice, but she's so effed up that trying to get her to do anything besides pine for her jailed husband and take a bunch of drugs is really a fruitless exercise.


But Bodog has the odds on whether Amy's going to actually pull through and sing the theme. And with Yes at +200 and No at -300, she probably won't. But we can all dream of a James Bond video with Amy's coke boogers all up in your grill.

I think Simon said it best at Fantasia's performance on Wednesday night.

Labels: Amy Winehouse, Bodog, movies, Simon Cowell

posted by Kari at 1:28 PM

So, the American Idol tour is coming to Vegas this summer, and I'm halfway tempted to get a ticket. Just so I can stalk my pretend boyfriend on the right here. I'm pretty sure he's going to win next week, the guide suggests he's going to win, and well, you know, I can lift my ban on making out with musicians just this once. I'm. Just. Saying. Even if he did sing Switchfoot on Tuesday night, I think I can forgive him.

Dancing With The Stars also ends next week, and it seems like Kristi's taking it over, making her the second woman to ever win the whole thing, and I say good for her. Don't let the hottest two men to ever grace the DWTS stage take away your God-given talent for basically skating without skates, girl! Get that disco ball trophy and work it out!

And, yeah, yeah, we know Brangelina's having twins. Woo. Bodog thinks that the first child she delivers will weigh more than the second at -130. Keep on poppin' those perfect little babies out, Angie.

Labels: American Idol, babies, Bodog, brangelina, Dancing With The Stars

posted by Kari at 1:00 PM

She really was looking good last night, I have to say. But I loved how during her first talk with Seacrest she was all like, "I'm just letting go and having fun," meaning "My ass is going home tomorrow so I'm gonna look good and sing well doing it." And I say good for her. I was pretty sure she was going to make it this far in the betting guide, but I think America will collectively drop a brick if a David goes home tonight.

Listen, I don't feel bad for Marissa on Dancing With The Stars. She's cute and all, but she's just not, you know, the other three people left. The betting guide has a certain Olympic gold medalist as the favorite right now.

Labels: American Idol, Dancing With The Stars

posted by Kari at 1:12 PM

Will Syesha mess up on purpose tonight? It's like AI is just another version of Pulp Fiction where the producers are Marcellus Wallace and Syesha is Bruce Willis's character Butch and they're telling her to throw the fight... or else. But this time, she can't just sneak out the back door with the money and take the hog out to Mexico with her French boyfriend.

Yeah, so that dragged out a little too long.

It'll be a battle of the Davids next week. Tonight, though, we'll see how little Archuleta does without his Dad whipping coaching him on what to sing. Considering they are singing three songs and one of them is a song they themselves choose, it's almost too obvious who's the favorite. But I might be biased, because Cook has somehow lost that second chin, and it actually made him more attractive. The betting guide says one David has an advantage over the other.

Dear America,

Please, please, please tell me you didn't vote for Cristi´n. But you probably did because you have a soft spot for hot Latin dudes, even though Jason Taylor was hot enough not to hurt himself for sympathy votes. Do us all a favor and just send him home next week and make him feel the heat from the discoball trophy like Marie did.

Love, us.

Labels: American Idol, Betting guides, Dancing With The Stars

posted by Kari at 10:52 AM

Even though Marissa has the lowest odds to win (check the betting guide for more details), something tells me our little Chilean hotness might not be able to sustain this week. Trust me, it's been that kind of show this season. If Marie Osmond can get to the final three, I'm pretty sure Marissa can be cute enough to scrape up the sympathy vote.

Then again, nobody really thought Helio was going to win last season, and look what happened. His little dimpled face took it from Scary Spice, who was clearly the dominating force. America, where are your priorities?

Labels: Betting guide, Cristian De La Fuente, Dancing With The Stars

posted by Kari at 1:28 PM